Kyle Mantyla's blog

Right Wing Round-Up - 6/5/14

Right Wing Bonus Tracks - 6/5/14

  • This is the actual title of a Washington Times editorial: "Taxpayers to pay for tranny grannies."
  • Deacon Keith Fournier thinks that "maybe Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty should run for president."
  • James Robison says "you can kiss freedom in America goodbye unless those who say they know and love God stand together against the forces of deception and destruction."
  • Tony Perkins and Rafael Cruz are going to be honored at Vision America's "Heroes Of Faith Gala."
  • Jerry Boykin has already concluded that Bowe Bergdahl "needs to spend the rest of his life in prison at a minimum.”
  • Finally, Bryan Fischer explains, once again, "why President Obama is a fascist."

Bryan Fischer Can't Seem To Keep His Story Straight

On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer said that while he has great respect for Ben Carson, he is not sure that Carson has the toughness needed to withstand the relentless onslaught of attacks and lies he will face if he decides to run for president.

And Fischer was speaking from experience, he said, "because virtually everything I say that the Left gets hold of they twist, they distort it, they try to create the impression that I have said something different from what I have said." This has become so routine that Fischer doesn't even bother trying to correct the record any more since people on the Left "don't care if they have misrepresented you, misconstrued what you've said; they're doing that intentionally, that's what they want to do because they want to take what do and twist it and turn it in a way to make you look as bad as humanly possible."

This comes as news to us, especially since probably 99% of the video clips featuring Fischer were first posted on this blog which, on multiple occasions, Fischer has praised for helping him to "get the word out" by posting clips that feature "exactly the soundbite that I want them to use":

Of course, by posting these clips of him saying two diametrically opposed things, we are probably guilty of creating the impression that Fischer has said something different from what he said.

Glenn Beck Is A Paragon Of Consistency: 'We Need To Live Side By Side'

Upset by the news that a Christian bakery in Colorado has decided to stop offering wedding cakes rather than provide cakes to gay couples in compliance with the state's anti-discrimination law, Glenn Beck wondered why we all can't just get along and learn to live together.

"We must, in the end, be able to live side by side," Beck said in defending the baker's right to refuse to serve gay customers. "We are dividing ourselves in every possible way and it's being done intentionally. Nope, the Republicans have to live over here, the conservatives over here and the liberals and then the progressives, and then we have the gay people who live over here and the straight people who live over here and these people can run businesses and these people can't."

"We need to live side by side," Beck preached. "Diversity is actually a good thing."

Allow us to remind everyone that this is the same Glenn Beck who, just last year, laid out his grandiose vision for a massive $2 billion libertarian compound called Independence Park in which only like-minded people would be allowed to live and only like-minded businesses could operate.

This is also the same Glenn Beck who, the day after President Obama was re-elected, openly encouraged his listeners to buy farmland and to literally move away from their neighbors if they did not share their values and "find a place where you are surrounded by like-minded people" by looking "at the maps on how counties voted":

LaBarbera: 'Masculine Men Do Not Have Sex With Other Men'

Peter LaBarbera was recently interviewed by a former Infowars reporter named David Ortiz who asserted that acceptance of homosexuality represents "the death of the American male because you cannot be a masculine nation and support homosexuality."

Ortiz smartly pointed out that if society is going to embrace "moral relativism" on this issue, then "why can't a man sexually relieve himself next to you on a bus stop as long as he's not groaning, as long as he cleans up after himself?"

Sadly, LaBarbera did not answer this intriguing question but chose instead of focus on the idea that one cannot be gay and also masculine, declaring that gay men who dress in leather are displaying "faux masculinity" in an attempt to compensate for their inherent lack of masculinity.

"Tough guy homosexuality masculinity is not the real deal," LaBarbera asserted. "Masculine men do not have sex with other men":

Beck: God Prompted Me To Investigate Van Jones

On his radio program yesterday, Glenn Beck raised the alarm about reports that the Department of Justice will relaunch a task force responsible for investigating threats posed by domestic terrorism, saying that while he has absolutely no evidence to justify his concern at the moment, he does have a gut feeling that it is very dangerous.

And we can trust his gut feeling about this, Beck reminded his viewers, because he had the same gut feeling about Van Jones and was prompted by God to begin investigating him after hearing his name mentioned in a staff meeting.

"I really don't know how we figured out Van Jones," Beck said. "That was not from man, I really don't think."

Beck says he simply heard Jones' name and somehow immediately knew to instruct his staff begin to investigate Jones and ties to Hurricane Katrina, which led to Beck's amazing discovery that Jones and ACORN were responsible for the failure of the levees in New Orleans during the hurricane in order to wipe out all the records and cover up their massive corruption.

Obviously, given that record of accuracy, we should all be very alarmed by Beck's gut feeling about these new reports as well:

Right Wing Round-Up - 6/4/14

  • Jeremy Hooper: 'Ex-gay' dogmatists plan second 'Ex-Gay Awareness Month' (even though first one never really happened).
  • Daniel Strauss @ TPM: GOPer Bosworth Turns Herself In For Perjury Warrant.
  • Ian Millhiser @ Think Progress: 4 Days After Saying That Carrying Assault Rifles In Chipotle Is ‘Weird’ And ‘Scary,’ NRA Apologizes.
  • Ed Brayton: The Difference Between Secular and Christian Advocacy Groups.
  • Alvin McEwen: FRC's Tony Perkins deserves special award for his latest anti-gay lie.
  • Media Matters: Fox's Dr. Keith Ablow: President Obama Does Not Have "Americanism In His Soul".

Right Wing Bonus Tracks - 6/4/14

  • Bryan Fischer flatly declares that "Bowe Bergdahl deserves to die for what he has done."
  • Tony Perkins is a class act: "Taxpayer-funded sex changes: They aren't just for traitors and illegal immigrants anymore!"
  • Rob Schenck calls on Evangelical leaders to speak out against gun violence, saying "while I appreciate so much of what the NRA has done historically, it is not playing a constructive role in this situation."
  • We have no idea what this "Unite to Restore America As One Nation Under God Event" is going to be, but Cindy Jacobs is involved, so we'll be sure to watch.
  • Linda Harvey lays out the "12 Ways Homosexual Adults Endanger Children."
  • Gordon Klingenschmitt says that everyone remembers "when those terrorists from Afghanistan" carried out the 9/11 attacks. We'd like to point out that none of the hijackers were from Afghanistan.
  • Finally, Focus on the Family's Glenn Stanton says that gay relationships are not at all like straight relationships: "[I]t is difficult to say with honesty that serious gay and lesbian relationships are just like heterosexual relationships."

Fischer: Bergdahl Release Offers More Proof Obama 'Is Secretly A Muslim'

On his radio broadcast today, Bryan Fischer said the deal to release Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl provides further evidence that President Obama "is secretly a Muslim."

Asserting that Obama insisted on releasing five members of the Taliban as part of the exchange deal because he is constantly attempting to assist radical Islam all over the world, Fischer asserted that Obama's "face lit up like a Christmas tree" when Bergdahl's father briefly spoke in Arabic at the White House, which is another reason to believe that Obama is actually a Muslim.

"I've had Washington insiders tell me everyone in D.C. believes that secretly he is a Muslim," Fischer said, "and when President Obama does stuff like this, it starts making that explanation easier and easier to believe":

FL Legislator Says Obama's Election 'Is An Indictment Of Our Educational System In This Country'

Infuriated by the state Department of Education's approval of a textbook that he felt was baised in favor of Islam, Florida state Sen. Alan Hays introduced legislation giving local school districts the power to choose their own textbooks. 

The legislation was signed into law by Gov. Rick Scott last month and today Hays was the guest on "WallBuilders Live" to discuss his effort where he declared that the election of President Barack Obama is proof positive that our entire educational system is fundamentally broken.

Obama's election, Hays said, "is an indictment of our educational system in this country," explaining that "it's because our students have not been properly educated that somebody with that kind of resume could even be considered a candidate, much less elected."

"It's an embarrassment to all of us," Hays concluded and host Rick Green completely agreed, saying that Obama's election "shows that we've dumbed down the education system to the point that our people do not now know to measure a candidate against the values upon which a constitutional republic can survive":

Share this page: Facebook Twitter Digg SU Digg Delicious