The average American household spends $40 a year on Halloween. Can you contribute that much to our efforts to expose and fight the Right in this crucial coming year?
Need a scary last-minute costume idea? Terrify your friends and family by dressing up as a member of the Right Wing this Halloween.
Choose below from one of five right-winger masks: click on the small version of a mask to download and print out your full-sized Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, or Ann Coulter mask. Alongside each preview pic you'll find some scary quotes each of these people have actually uttered -- they'll serve you as talking points for when you’re in character.
Happy Halloween!
Pat Robertson (click on the mask to download a printable PDF)
 
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."
"The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today."
Suggested Costume Accessories:
DARWIN LIED lapel pin; "Age-defying energy shake" (that will allow you, just like Robertson, to leg press 2,000 pounds!)
Ann Coulter (click on the mask to download a printable PDF)
"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact."
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building."
"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."
Suggested Costume Accessories:
Guide to homophobic slurs; guide to anti-Muslim slurs; guide to anti-Semitic slurs; etc.
James C. Dobson (click on the mask to download a printable PDF)
"Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth."
"We ain't dead yet." (Addressing the 2007 Values Voter Summit, refuting reports on the declining status of the Religious Right) Suggested Costume Accessories:
Strong hand, ready for child discipline; outsized sense of righteous indignation; love letters from Republican presidential candidates.
Rush Limbaugh (click on the mask to download a printable PDF)
"If this Virginia Tech shooter had an ideology, what do you think it was? This guy had to be a liberal … So it's a liberal that committed this act. ... I do believe that it was liberalism that got a hold of this guy and made him hate things, professors and this sort of thing."
"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"
Suggested Costume Accessories:
Utter lack of shame; collection of phony tin soldiers; Michael J. Fox punching bag.
Bill O'Reilly
(click on the mask to download a printable PDF)
"Secular progressives ... don't want Christmas ... they don't want any message of spirituality or Judeo-Christian tradition because that stands in the way of gay marriage, legalized drugs, euthanasia, all of the greatest hits on the secular progressive play card."
"If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead."
Suggested Costume Accessories:
Air horn to silence unruly guests; multiple (pre-signed!) copies of The O’Reilly Factor for Kids for anyone who will take them off your hands.
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