The New Preamble:
We the corporations of the United States, in order to accumulate historically unparalleled wealth, take advantage of limited liability, control the nation’s news media, exercise monopolistic and oligarchic control over trade, and secure the blessings of power to ourselves and our subsidiaries, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Personally, I kind of liked the old “We the People” idea, back when we thought the Constitution existed to protect people’s liberty. Guess I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy. It’ll take a constitutional amendment to get our Constitution back.